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Re: i've quit my job???
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2010, 12:20:33 PM »

I would take at least two weeks or 336 beers...whichever comes first.


Just did the math. Not impossible, I think I could do it in less than 2 weeks. My liver and I would be having some words afterwords though.
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Re: i've quit my job???
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2010, 12:39:34 PM »


I would take at least two weeks or 336 beers...whichever comes first.


Just did the math. Not impossible, I think I could do it in less than 2 weeks. My liver and I would be having some words afterwords though.


Don't think so, man. In fact, I believe that your liver would never speak to you again.

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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2010, 12:48:30 PM »
If I drank coors light or maybe got some of that half strength mormon beer he'd be a little upset but he'd get over it. Now if it was cases of Dogfish 60's with a few tactical nuclear penguins thrown in then it's understandable.
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I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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Re: i've quit my job???
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2010, 01:46:30 PM »
It works out to a two-four per day. It can be done as long as you drink in shifts with a nap in between. Lighht beer does make the task less challenging. It does require a time of sobriety & rest afterward so your liver can shrink from the size of a truck hood down to near-normal, but hey that's why we have jobs right?
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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2010, 01:49:23 PM »
so work is a vacation from drinking? Wow, I never thought of it that way....I have a whole new outlook now
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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2010, 01:58:28 PM »
It was life-changing for me when I finally realized the true and real reasons of work and vacation....
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« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2010, 01:58:43 PM »
I drink (Smoke) because I am a miserable person, not because I work. Of course work MAKES me a miserable person. I usually go full Blood Sausage on any kind of vacation. I haven't had one in a few years, but doing nothing is probably the greatest vacation I can think of.
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Re: i've quit my job???
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2010, 02:08:47 PM »
I can never do "nothing". I'm always bouncing around, even when I'm off.
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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2010, 02:10:52 PM »
It's kind of an endless circle. Work can piss me off to the point where I have a few cold ones to relax. After a while I need a vacation from work. On vacation I drink beers all day and need to get back to work to recover....°° hic °°
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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2010, 06:08:55 AM »
I just got back from the first vacation I've taken in 6 years. I think I'm lining up another one for 6 months from now. I'd forgotten how much fun vacations can be. :laugh:
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Re: i've quit my job???
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2010, 06:48:58 AM »

I just got back from the first vacation I've taken in 6 years. I think I'm lining up another one for 6 months from now. I'd forgotten how much fun vacations can be. :laugh:


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hi
i've just quit job as prepress operator after two years,
after two years working i quited so its note quite good feeling

any opinions on this


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Re: i've quit my job???
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2010, 08:34:31 AM »


I just got back from the first vacation I've taken in 6 years. I think I'm lining up another one for 6 months from now. I'd forgotten how much fun vacations can be. :laugh:


Hey, welcome back chelle! Require pics for Home Page Gallery, of course. We missed ya!   :group:

Thanks, Frailer! If I ever get thru the zillions that I took, I may get some for you to put up...
Due to lack of interest, today has been cancelled....

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