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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #60 on: October 21, 2011, 01:58:48 PM »
would you like fries with that?
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #61 on: October 21, 2011, 02:01:11 PM »

So is this something in the wonderful world of print? Or something on a street corner? Hey, a girl has gotta eat! :laugh:

would you like fries with that?
Wow. Sex AND fries. One would normally have to go to strip club for that... or maybe a Hooters.

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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #62 on: October 21, 2011, 02:01:55 PM »
just leave the shoes on...
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #63 on: October 21, 2011, 02:23:10 PM »
PLEASE leave the shoes on. :puke2:
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #64 on: October 21, 2011, 02:53:02 PM »
I'm gonna be barefoot and preggers working at a Stinkos.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No, I've got a job for another shop in our network. I truly consider myself lucky considering the state of printing these days.  :angel:
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #65 on: October 21, 2011, 03:09:28 PM »

First day of work in Naples is November 28th!  :banana: :banana: :banana:
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Noon Nov 28th, first post about shit customers and moronic management.  :laugh:
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #66 on: October 21, 2011, 03:49:15 PM »
I'll put money on 10am, for first post about moronic and or shitty customers
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #67 on: October 21, 2011, 03:49:46 PM »
How did you find work so far ahead of time in a foreign city? :colormedumb:
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #68 on: October 21, 2011, 03:53:17 PM »


First day of work in Naples is November 28th!  :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!


Noon Nov 28th, first post about shit customers and moronic management.  :laugh:


1 minute after walking in she'll be bitching about her new douche-bag boss. :laugh:
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #69 on: October 21, 2011, 04:25:02 PM »



First day of work in Naples is November 28th!  :banana: :banana: :banana:
Excito!!


Noon Nov 28th, first post about shit customers and moronic management.  :laugh:


1 minute after walking in she'll be bitching about her new douche-bag boss. :laugh:
Give her the benefit of the doubt. They'll be nice to her the first day. I think the over-under on the bitching is 9 hours.
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #70 on: October 21, 2011, 04:44:42 PM »

How did you find work so far ahead of time in a foreign city? :colormedumb:

I've been working on this since the beginning of September.
I didn't even have an in person interview. He called around the network and asked about my reputation.
I guess I kinda kick ass.  :embarrassed:
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #71 on: October 21, 2011, 04:45:55 PM »
Ya, I know what you mean. I'm totally awesome myself. :sarcasm:
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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #72 on: October 21, 2011, 04:49:50 PM »

Ya, I know what you mean. I'm totally awesome myself. :sarcasm:


You too? :sarcasm:

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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #73 on: October 21, 2011, 05:05:20 PM »
are we kin?    you know, me being awesome an' all, and now you guys too?

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Re: Naples/Ft Myers, Florida
« Reply #74 on: October 21, 2011, 05:25:06 PM »
im awesome, but for other reasons..

group hug! :group: