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Re: Hydraulic Guillotine Paper Cutter
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2012, 03:30:38 PM »
like as in the blade can move on it's own and chop your hand off. I'll ask him for more details if you like, he knows exactly why.
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Re: Hydraulic Guillotine Paper Cutter
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2012, 03:53:12 PM »


oh and I remember this because he and I had one - DO NOT get a Triumph electric, they're dangerous as hell.


dangerous? please elaborate. Mine just likes to jam the paper clamp against the lift and not release.  requires a service call to un-stick it. usually happens when theres some quick-rush emergency.


Yea, our polar will do that but I think it's more operator error. Takes 3 people to manually turn that bitch to get her to release. Almost punched the cutter operator when he tried to blame me because I didn't give enough gutter and it flew up and tripped the sensor. He just got done cutting 4 skids on a another job with the same gutter.
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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
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Re: Hydraulic Guillotine Paper Cutter
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2012, 03:54:54 PM »



oh and I remember this because he and I had one - DO NOT get a Triumph electric, they're dangerous as hell.


dangerous? please elaborate. Mine just likes to jam the paper clamp against the lift and not release.  requires a service call to un-stick it. usually happens when theres some quick-rush emergency.


Yea, our polar will do that but I think it's more operator error. Takes 3 people to manually turn that bitch to get her to release. Almost punched the cutter operator when he tried to blame me because I didn't give enough gutter and it flew up and tripped the sensor. He just got done cutting 4 skids on a another job with the same gutter.


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Re: Hydraulic Guillotine Paper Cutter
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2012, 04:02:11 PM »
When the cutter operator always has an issue and throws anyone near him under the bus, you get a little punchy.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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Re: Hydraulic Guillotine Paper Cutter
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2012, 04:06:50 PM »
Never said you weren't justified... just making an observation.  :popcorn:
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Re: Hydraulic Guillotine Paper Cutter
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2012, 04:08:39 PM »
Sorry, just got out of a discussion with the boss where instead of listening to me would rather just say you're wrong and that's the end of it. Well, I don't play that when I feel that I am totally right.

Yes, my panties are chafing a little.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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Re: Hydraulic Guillotine Paper Cutter
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2012, 04:10:15 PM »

Sorry, just got out of a discussion with the boss where instead of listening to me would rather just say you're wrong and that's the end of it. Well, I don't play that when I feel that I am totally right.

Yes, my panties are chafing a little.


I've been having the same conversation. It never ends well.
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Re: Hydraulic Guillotine Paper Cutter
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2012, 04:11:44 PM »
Never. Sometimes I think I need a heavy bag in the plate room. I have one in the garage at home... when wife and I have a fight, I go out and beat the shit out of the punching bag. Also reminds people around you what might happen if they became the bag.  :evil:
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