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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2013, 03:10:42 PM »


I suddenly see a future lawsuit being brought by the Fleshlight™ people...  :shocked:


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I bet the Apple Store will be 800% more of a fucking surreal nightmare when this piece of shit hits the shelves.

lol, you think they're going to be moving these through an Apple Store??
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2013, 03:19:41 PM »
That's the fan hole. Pretty sure you do NOT want to stick your wang in there.
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2013, 03:30:03 PM »

That's the fan hole. Pretty sure you do NOT want to stick your wang in there.


hey man, you tryin to stifle my right to stick my wang in things?   :hello:

besides, I think I could find a lot better things to put my wang in, for a lot less money.
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2013, 03:55:37 PM »
It was just a warning, if you get your rocks off getting your privates up close and personal with a DR chipper, more power to you. I have a link to a nice trauma kit with quikclot in it. It's in my bag at all times because I'm prone to dumb shit.

As long as you're not sticking your wang in me or my GF you can do as you will.  :cool:
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2013, 04:39:36 PM »
They should be easier to move around than previous models. Just lay them down and roll them where ever they need to be. And it's a plus if you need to move them downhill. :laugh:
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2013, 04:57:21 PM »
What are we talking about here?  :huh:
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2013, 04:59:16 PM »
I am talking about the new Mac Pro. :tongue:
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2013, 05:20:54 PM »
Looks like a high end cover for toilet paper rolls. You just know people are going to be dressing these things up.

Now all it needs is an included package of twist ties to try to keep all those new cables tamed. Twist ties with the Apple logo, of course.
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2013, 05:51:27 PM »

It was just a warning, if you get your rocks off getting your privates up close and personal with a DR chipper, more power to you. I have a link to a nice trauma kit with quikclot in it. It's in my bag at all times because I'm prone to dumb shit.

As long as you're not sticking your wang in me or my GF you can do as you will.  :cool:


I bet I could sue Apple if I hurt myself that way. "There was nothing warning Mr. Pat from inserting his wang into the orifice - which, your eminence,  clearly appears made for such a purpose, therefore Apple is liable for a bazillion dollars worth of pain, suffering, and loss of marital enjoyment"
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2013, 09:04:06 AM »

T-Pat, this is what it looks like:


Looks like an elongated Tim Horton's donut :homer:
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2013, 10:30:56 AM »
My housemate described it as the new apple fleshlight.
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2013, 11:29:59 AM »
Oh, DID he now??  :hello:


I suddenly see a future lawsuit being brought by the Fleshlight™ people...  :shocked:
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2013, 11:44:22 AM »
I knew I saw it somewhere on here.  :laugh:

Somewhat related, one of our mutual friends is actually sponsored by fleshlight.
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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2013, 11:59:14 AM »
Is he Joe Rogan? I know his XM radio show was sponsored by them for a good long time, made for some hilarious live ad reads!
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Re: New Mac Pro
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2013, 12:06:39 PM »
Nope, Maxwell power. Nice to have a 600 wheel HP daily driver.

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Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

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Quote from: Ear date=1459965256 link=msg=278846
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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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