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This is interesting...
« on: October 10, 2013, 11:22:36 AM »
probably to me only but....hey, it's free.

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Re: This is interesting...
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2013, 11:43:13 AM »
looks cool, kinda like Muse
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Re: This is interesting...
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2013, 11:58:07 AM »
Hmm, I may have to check that out.
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Re: This is interesting...
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2013, 01:08:45 PM »
My boss has been asking me for almost 3 years now to create a website. I keep saying no. A few days ago she told me I'm going to create a company website from home and she's going to pay me $300 to do it. :shoots_self:
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Re: This is interesting...
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2013, 01:31:11 PM »
all you need is a domain and a host, and quark...   :shoots_self:


oh, and some of this    :drunk3:
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2013, 01:51:50 PM »
and this.  :machinegun:

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Re: This is interesting...
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2013, 02:24:47 PM »

My boss has been asking me for almost 3 years now to create a website. I keep saying no. A few days ago she told me I'm going to create a company website from home and she's going to pay me $300 to do it. :shoots_self:


NO! No! No! That is way to cheap. Seriously!
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2013, 02:49:46 PM »
I don't want anything to do with it. I'm stressed as it is.
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2013, 03:10:27 PM »
My minimum charge is $450 for a simple website with 5 pages. Anything more than that gets billed at $40 per hour. And those rates are pretty cheap.
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Re: This is interesting...
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2013, 06:48:33 PM »
Wow Joe, you must be a kickass web designer!  :hello:

I charge about half that and still don't get any work. Mostly because I don't want it.
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2013, 07:02:33 PM »
I felt guilty at first but some hack place around here charges $850 for that so I thought I was being generous. :laugh:

And yeah, it isn't easy finding that kind of work now. Everyone thinks if they have a Facebook page they don't need a website. :hangme:

So now I am in two dying jobs. :shoots_self:
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Re: This is interesting...
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2013, 06:00:25 AM »
I'm not getting any web design work since Moonfruit and 1+1mywebsite started advertising.  Oh, except for this one guy who keeps asking if he can make changes to his website.  Er, no because I created that one for you but if you had used a template site like Moonfruit you can make all the changes you want.
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