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Offline Grimace

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Helvetica: the scent of nothing
« on: December 04, 2013, 03:14:59 PM »
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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 03:18:34 PM »
Oh, yeah, because we've got everything else we want.
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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 03:24:52 PM »
Does it come in 649 different versions and provide a headache upon wafting?
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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 03:29:14 PM »
I bought the knock-off at one of those discount stores.
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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 04:39:04 PM »

I bought the knock-off at one of those discount stores.


Lemme guess -- it was called "Arial"...   :rolleyes:

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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 04:39:51 PM »


I bought the knock-off at one of those discount stores.


Lemme guess -- it was called "Arial"...   :rolleyes:

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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 04:43:43 PM »



I bought the knock-off at one of those discount stores.


Lemme guess -- it was called "Arial"...   :rolleyes:

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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 10:27:00 PM »
"Air, water, and me"?

So it smells like car exhaust & burning desert brush, tastes like bleach, with a faint aroma of stale beer, squirrel fir, and cigarette smoke? Glorious!

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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2013, 12:22:32 PM »
The twitter feed for them is ridiculous. About a hundred clever type references. I expect a lot of nothing for $62.00.