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Topic: Helvetica: the scent of nothing (Read 1877 times) previous topic - next topic

Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing

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Oh, yeah, because we've got everything else we want.
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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing

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Does it come in 649 different versions and provide a headache upon wafting?
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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing

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I bought the knock-off at one of those discount stores.


Lemme guess -- it was called "Arial"...   :rolleyes:

Cheers, John the Fontaholic
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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing

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I bought the knock-off at one of those discount stores.


Lemme guess -- it was called "Arial"...   :rolleyes:

Cheers, John the Fontaholic
:winner:  :laugh: :laugh:


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John, you win the internet today.
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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing

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"Air, water, and me"?

So it smells like car exhaust & burning desert brush, tastes like bleach, with a faint aroma of stale beer, squirrel fir, and cigarette smoke? Glorious!

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So,  :drunk3: i send the job to the rip with live transparecy (v 1.7 or whatever) and it craps out with a memory error.

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Re: Helvetica: the scent of nothing

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The twitter feed for them is ridiculous. About a hundred clever type references. I expect a lot of nothing for $62.00.