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Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« on: May 15, 2014, 02:39:09 PM »
Adobe sure has their head's up their asses with the CC bullshit...Why The EFF-EWE-SEA-KAY would I want my business to close because my interweb is down!!!! (They say an active net connection isn't needed to use CC apps, but I guess that's only a half-truth...)

http://www.pcworld.com/article/2155621/adobe-creative-cloud-suffering-extended-outage.html

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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2014, 02:47:53 PM »
I've always had issue with things that are internet dependent. At my house my connection sucks, it's slow ass DSL. Seems the mentality is everyone has superfast broadband everywhere. Programs call home constantly, web pages are friggin huge so it's click, go make coffee and maybe the page will be done loading. Single player games that need a connection in order to play are bullshit.

Adobe already has your CC info... so does a bunch of hackers. They don't need to make sure your program works.
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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2014, 03:25:46 PM »
Some company is missing a great opportunity to swoop in and give Adobe a little competition.
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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2014, 03:28:48 PM »
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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2014, 04:08:33 PM »
Publisher.   :iwin:

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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2014, 04:18:03 PM »
MS Paint
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2014, 04:19:24 PM »
Claris Works.  :hangme:

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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2014, 04:25:23 PM »
Crayola Crayons.


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Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2014, 04:53:20 PM »
a sharp stick to the eye?
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2014, 05:13:59 PM »
a kick in the junk with golf cleats
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2014, 05:14:57 PM »
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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2014, 05:22:50 PM »
If some enterprising person were to purchase Scribus, Inkscape, and Gimp and throw a PDF editor into the mix it could give Adobe a run for their money if priced reasonably. Maybe a pipe dream but the alternative is that Adobe rules the world.
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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2014, 06:52:00 PM »

If some enterprising person were to purchase Scribus, Inkscape, and Gimp and throw a PDF editor into the mix it could give Adobe a run for their money if priced reasonably. Maybe a pipe dream but the alternative is that Adobe rules the world.


That would be called PitStop Pro Standalone.   Did I say that?   :undecided:

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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2014, 08:32:48 AM »
 I've got a floppy with MacPaint and MacWord on it. Now if I could just find the old Macintosh Plus.....
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Re: Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...
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