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« on: October 23, 2014, 02:23:24 AM »
Get your mind out of the gutter...this stuff is crazy.

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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2014, 09:24:00 AM »
bad ass stuff, good post Joe!
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2014, 10:06:15 AM »
I wonder what would happen if you sprayed the inside of someone's mouth.
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2014, 10:06:31 AM »
Saw the thread name and thought it was about my wife.
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2014, 10:08:48 AM »
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Quote from: DCurry date=1414073191 link=msg=260385

Saw the thread name and thought it was about my wife.


I thought it was about your wife, too.
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2014, 09:20:56 PM »
Saw this recently on Discovery Channel or so. They made a bet: They spray this on a huge sponge and then use a really huge and strong water gun to get it soaked. If the sponge stays dry, they win, if it's wet, they lose. Eventually they lost because that huge beast of a water gun just threw too many tons of water on it, no chance to resist. But there are still so many options that one could use it.

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Saw the thread name and thought it was about my wife.

You should make an inquiry to the "Never Wet" company, maybe they can produce an "Always Wet" for cases like yours as well. 
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2014, 08:20:00 AM »
Quote from: Made in Taiwan link=msg=260442 date=1414113656

You should make an inquiry to the "Never Wet" company, maybe they can produce an "Always Wet" for cases like yours as well.


What I need is a product called "Always Willing."
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2014, 11:04:04 AM »
Roofie colada.
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2014, 11:20:07 AM »
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Roofie colada.


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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2014, 11:45:54 AM »
Funky Cold Medina... Or a rubber doll  :tapedshut:
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2014, 12:01:48 PM »
For a school project I bought some of the "Ultra Ever Dry" which is about the same thing, but maybe more on the industrial side.  The effect is awesome and I got some really cool pictures.
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2014, 12:27:52 PM »
Whoa, that is a pretty cool idea.
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2014, 12:29:06 PM »
Looks pretty nice. It's funny that the liquid really stays inside the untreated areas, feels like there's an invisible border that it should not pass.
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Re: NeverWet
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2014, 12:48:52 PM »
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Looks pretty nice. It's funny that the liquid really stays inside the untreated areas, feels like there's an invisible border that it should not pass.


Just think of all the applications for just bloodletting alone.
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