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Topic: We don't serve your type here (Read 2126 times) previous topic - next topic

Re: We don't serve your type here

Reply #1 –
This is going on the wall here.



This one too.

Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on
Quote from: Farabomb on
It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

Re: We don't serve your type here

Reply #2 –
A commenter posted a funnier link:

http://digitalsynopsis.com/design/27-funny-graphic-designer-posters-charts/
Rampage 11.1 • Preps 5.32 • Fuji Film Sabre P-9600 CTP Platesetter with inline FLP 1260 processor • Rampage •  ManRoland PECOM using CIP3 data • HP DesignJet 5500 42" 6/C • Epson Stylus Pro 9880 • Xerox Docucolor 8000 with Fiery • Mutoh ValueJet 1604 • Océ Arizona 250 GT • Océ Arizona 365 GT • Onyx Production House/THRIVE • ManRoland 700 5/c + coat and 2/3 perfect • and a coupla' Heidelbergs and other stuff

Re: We don't serve your type here

Reply #4 –
Quote from: born2print on
:rotf:  Love the yo momma ones!


I thought Corn would be the 1st to say that! Has he gone AWOL too?
Rampage 11.1 • Preps 5.32 • Fuji Film Sabre P-9600 CTP Platesetter with inline FLP 1260 processor • Rampage •  ManRoland PECOM using CIP3 data • HP DesignJet 5500 42" 6/C • Epson Stylus Pro 9880 • Xerox Docucolor 8000 with Fiery • Mutoh ValueJet 1604 • Océ Arizona 250 GT • Océ Arizona 365 GT • Onyx Production House/THRIVE • ManRoland 700 5/c + coat and 2/3 perfect • and a coupla' Heidelbergs and other stuff

Re: We don't serve your type here

Reply #6 –
"There is always someone willing to do it cheaper"

So true, so true.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on
Quote from: Farabomb on
It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

Re: We don't serve your type here

Reply #7 –
Semi AWOL. I check in once a week or two.

The wife volunteered for Yearbook work at my kid's school. I am trying to distance myself as much as I can from it. If they find out I can PhotoShop and do layout, and have the software at home, I'm history. No way in fucking Hell do I want 20+ parents telling me how they want the fucking pages to look.
"I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells."
– Richard Pryor

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
― Ernest Hemingway

Re: We don't serve your type here

Reply #8 –
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Mac OS 10.12 Sierra | Prinergy 7.5 | Adobe Creative Cloud 2017 | Two Luscher XPose 160 CTP units

Prepress: One who does precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

Re: We don't serve your type here

Reply #9 –
Comic Sans for Cancer... Someone sent me this today.  They treated Comic Sans characters like cancer cells.  Seems fitting.
I am a punky, sophisticated lesbian (or something similar).

Re: We don't serve your type here

Reply #10 –
Quote from: DigiCorn on
Semi AWOL. I check in once a week or two.

The wife volunteered for Yearbook work at my kid's school. I am trying to distance myself as much as I can from it. If they find out I can PhotoShop and do layout, and have the software at home, I'm history. No way in fucking Hell do I want 20+ parents telling me how they want the fucking pages to look.
Long story short, I ended up doing the yearbook.
"I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells."
– Richard Pryor

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
― Ernest Hemingway

Re: We don't serve your type here

Reply #11 –
lucky dog, have fun!

use comic sans where ever possible.
Prepress guy - doin' jobs one at a time