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Re: Help Wanted
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2015, 04:29:29 PM »
Quote from: born2print date=1427484140 link=msg=267413

WTF!  :lmao:


I was working the "multilingual" angle. ;D
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Re: Help Wanted
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2015, 04:33:24 PM »
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the motion of the ocean.
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Re: Help Wanted
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2015, 05:10:43 PM »
gotcha...    will you be there or do you want me to save you a space in line?
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Re: Help Wanted
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2015, 05:22:39 PM »
My application was rejected. "Over-qualified"  :banana:
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Re: Help Wanted
« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2015, 05:27:16 PM »
Mine was rejected when they found out I worked teh prepress... dead giveaway that I didn't make enough money to have prior experience as a brothel patron. :embarrassed:
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Re: Help Wanted
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2015, 01:28:26 AM »
Guys, sorry for disappointing you, but since I am German and can speak Chinese, too, I am the most qualified for this job!





Now, how do I tell my wife about the job change?
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Re: Help Wanted
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2015, 09:47:03 AM »
Quote from: Made in Taiwan link=msg=267447 date=1427520506

Guys, sorry for disappointing you, but since I am German and can speak Chinese, too, I am the most qualified for this job!

Now, how do I tell my wife about the job change?


Very carefully and from a distance. :rotf:
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Re: Help Wanted
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2015, 10:37:05 AM »
Ooooohhh crap... I'll try... :shoots_self: :hangme: :death: :deadhorse:


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