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Started by Joe, February 20, 2015, 03:12:34 PM

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Ear

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born2print

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Take me to your ladder.
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David

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born2print

My application was rejected. "Over-qualified"  :banana:
Take me to your ladder.
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Ear

Mine was rejected when they found out I worked teh prepress... dead giveaway that I didn't make enough money to have prior experience as a brothel patron. :embarrassed:
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Made in Taiwan

Guys, sorry for disappointing you, but since I am German and can speak Chinese, too, I am the most qualified for this job!





Now, how do I tell my wife about the job change?
Working in Prepress is very difficult. God chose only the best to do this job.

Joe

Quote from: Made in Taiwan on March 27, 2015, 11:28:26 PMGuys, sorry for disappointing you, but since I am German and can speak Chinese, too, I am the most qualified for this job!

Now, how do I tell my wife about the job change?

Very carefully and from a distance. :rotf:
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Made in Taiwan

Ooooohhh crap... I'll try... :shoots_self: :hangme: :death: :deadhorse:


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Working in Prepress is very difficult. God chose only the best to do this job.