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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2016, 12:17:02 PM »
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Considering Apollo 13 almost got them killed, that's not saying much.

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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2016, 12:33:24 PM »
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right, but I like my phone to fit in a pocket, not a backpack  :rolleyes:

Solution... bigger pocketsses, my precious :cool:

I have one pair of jeans that I can stuff my iPad mini in the back pocket. :rotf:
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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2016, 12:44:23 PM »
Back in the day I had some big ass baggy jeans that would easily swallow a 40 oz. in each pocket
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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2016, 12:45:32 PM »
I remember those baggy pants. Mine aren't baggy, they just have huge freakin' back pockets.
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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2016, 12:48:08 PM »
Sure they're not mom jeans?
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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2016, 12:49:20 PM »
I shit you not, Goog "douchy jeans" and you get a bunch of this:

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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2016, 12:55:11 PM »
 :lmao:  ummm... yeah, they aren't that dooshy. No fake rips or floral stitchery, etc... just big damn pockets.
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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2016, 12:56:08 PM »
And these are my favorite


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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2016, 01:48:50 PM »
I have some carhartt gear that you can fit a D6 bulldozer in the pocket.
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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2016, 06:36:44 PM »
I just bought a new pair of cargo shorts at Target with a, "Tech Pocket."
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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2016, 07:21:31 PM »
I hate having things in my pockets. my wallet holds like 3 cards and a wee bit o cash.

but what i could use is more ballroom..

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/product/mens-ballroom-5-pocket-jeans-86069.aspx
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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2016, 08:38:10 AM »
Never mind pockets - my first cellphone was the size of a brick and weighed more.  I needed a shoulder bag to carry it around in.  Could never get a signal but it looked good in interviews I would just get it out on the desk and ignore it.

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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2016, 11:25:46 AM »
I never had a brick, and I can't remember if I had one before this but this was my first (or second) phone and it was awesome.
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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2016, 12:29:12 PM »
I think I still have my startac floating around somewhere. Probably next to my handspring, palm Tx and pager. I don't throw anything out.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

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It's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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Re: Iphone 7
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2016, 12:42:24 PM »
I wonder if my pager is still in the closet somewhere?
Could be handy for Halloween! "Mr. 1990"
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