Adobe Cloud is on the Ground today....assholes...

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DigiCorn

#45
June 16, 2014, 11:38:33 AM
I had 2 straight weeks where about 6-8 of our customers all sent CC files and no pdfs. We had to keep kicking them back to get pdfs, and finally the boss said he was tired of it, and we upgraded to CC. So far, I hate Acro X1, but everything else is about the same.
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

DigitalCrapShoveler

#46
July 23, 2014, 07:02:36 PM
You will ALL bow down to THE CLOUD.

Adobe will assimilate. :toaster:

Yeah, yeah, yeah... the only people that REALLY like it are the moron customers that don't even know how to generate a PDF let alone work CS1. "Oh, neat-o, a new version of Aduab! Gotta get a requisition in for that! It does neat things like fuck Prepress even more!"

 :shoots_self:
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Farabomb

#47
July 24, 2014, 07:28:18 AM
I'm sure they have no clue how bad their shitty designs fuck prepress.


If they did it would be far, far worse.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
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         —Benjamin Franklin
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Possum

#48
July 24, 2014, 07:36:39 AM
Besides that, what with the perpetual pricing special with Photoshop CC, now even more of your clients can just do everything in Photoshop.  :shoots_self:
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

Farabomb

#49
July 24, 2014, 07:55:21 AM
I'll take that over word.

or Excell (how the fuck do they even do that?)
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

Possum

#50
July 24, 2014, 08:11:02 AM
Or PowerPoint, or Pooplisher. In other words, anything Microsoft.
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

DigitalCrapShoveler

#51
July 24, 2014, 08:33:14 AM
First job of the day... 16 pages 4/4. First page in Powerpoint, second page a PDF, third page in Word, 4th page... check it out.

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Farabomb

#52
July 24, 2014, 08:52:00 AM
I'm surprised they didn't sneak a Real player file in there for you to print.
Speed doesn't kill, rapidly becoming stationary is the problem

I'd rather have stories told than be telling stories of what I could have done.

Quote from: Ear on April 06, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: Farabomb on April 06, 2016, 11:39:41 AMIt's more like grip, grip, grip, noise, then spin and 2 feet in and feel shame.
I once knew a plus-sized girl and this pretty much describes teh secks. :rotf:
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
         —Benjamin Franklin
My other job

DigiCorn

#53
July 24, 2014, 08:52:34 AM
Or a Broaderbund Print Shop file for the Apple IIe
"There's been a lot of research recently on how hard it is to dislodge an impression once it's been implanted in someone's mind. (This is why political attack ads don't have to be true to be effective. The other side can point out their inaccuracies, but the voter's mind privileges the memory of the original accusation, which was juicier than any counterargument ever could be.)"
― Johnny Carson

"Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it."
– Nikki Sixx

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
― Ernest Hemingway

Possum

#54
July 24, 2014, 08:58:11 AM
Just trying to demonstrate their proficiency in anything Microsoft Office.
Tall tree, short ropes, fix stupid.

DigitalCrapShoveler

#55
July 24, 2014, 09:11:27 AM
It's done, and looks like shit. Whatever, I get paid by the hour.
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Joe

#56
July 24, 2014, 11:19:24 AM
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on July 24, 2014, 08:33:14 AMFirst job of the day... 16 pages 4/4. First page in Powerpoint, second page a PDF, third page in Word, 4th page... check it out.

Multi-talented designer there. :hangme: :shoots_self:
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DigitalCrapShoveler

#57
July 24, 2014, 11:20:25 AM
Some church ladies or something, from what I was told.
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Joe

#58
July 24, 2014, 11:29:50 AM
Quote from: DigitalCrapShoveler on July 24, 2014, 11:20:25 AMSome church ladies or something, from what I was told.

Praise the Lord.
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DigitalCrapShoveler

#59
July 24, 2014, 11:57:29 AM
Makes me want to go to church.
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