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#30
March 27, 2015, 02:29:29 PM
Quote from: born2print on March 27, 2015, 01:22:20 PMWTF!  :lmao:

I was working the "multilingual" angle. ;D
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born2print

#31
March 27, 2015, 02:33:24 PM
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the motion of the ocean.
My lips are moving and the sound's coming out
The words are audible but I have my doubts
That you realize what has been said

David

#32
March 27, 2015, 03:10:43 PM
gotcha...    will you be there or do you want me to save you a space in line?
Prepress guy - Retired - Working from home
Livin' la Vida Loca

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#33
March 27, 2015, 03:22:39 PM
My application was rejected. "Over-qualified"  :banana:
My lips are moving and the sound's coming out
The words are audible but I have my doubts
That you realize what has been said

Ear

#34
March 27, 2015, 03:27:16 PM
Mine was rejected when they found out I worked teh prepress... dead giveaway that I didn't make enough money to have prior experience as a brothel patron. :embarrassed:
"... profile says he's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro, Hindu guru drag queen alien." ~Jet Black

Made in Taiwan

#35
March 27, 2015, 11:28:26 PM
Guys, sorry for disappointing you, but since I am German and can speak Chinese, too, I am the most qualified for this job!





Now, how do I tell my wife about the job change?
Working in Prepress is very difficult. God chose only the best to do this job.

Joe

#36
March 28, 2015, 07:47:03 AM
Quote from: Made in Taiwan on March 27, 2015, 11:28:26 PMGuys, sorry for disappointing you, but since I am German and can speak Chinese, too, I am the most qualified for this job!

Now, how do I tell my wife about the job change?

Very carefully and from a distance. :rotf:
Mac OS Sonoma 14.2.1 (c) | (retired)

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Made in Taiwan

#37
March 28, 2015, 08:37:05 AM
Ooooohhh crap... I'll try... :shoots_self: :hangme: :death: :deadhorse:


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Working in Prepress is very difficult. God chose only the best to do this job.
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